Breaking News – Out of Julian, North Carolina – 3-26-2020 11:28:23 AM
Man’s bowels finally loosen, due to COVID-19
Julian, NC – Local prepper, Steve Forcum, was having a rough time “doing the number 2 on the potty, if you know what I mean”, until President Donald Trump allowed Chinese and other people into the US with the COVID-19 virus.
After being exposed, the man caught the virus and exhibited all of the symptoms….including extreme diarrhea.
Immediately Mr. Forcum was able to release his bowels and feel “immediate relief”.
As our camera crew departed, we could hear him proclaim, with tears in his eyes and newfound strength in his thighs, “Thank you, President Trump!!!”